Random ramblings ...
I am usually found in a 10-gallon
hat, wearing fluffy bunny slippers, surfing the net for
after
market parts for my Pacer ...
no, not really ... just wanted to see if you were really reading this :b
I
work from home,
in the
comfort of my
living room --a private home office sucked, too cut off from family and
company ...
I do original web design and graphics ...
no
templates! ... I can't stand when someone says [read in annoying
voice], "Ohhh, me too! I'm a web designer!" and then you see their
work and they are nothing but template puppets ... ick! gross! ... go away
you annoying, no talent wanna be!
I'm
off my soap box
now, thank you for listening ...
You're wet.
...
Yes, it's raining.I host other
people's web sites ... sure,
I'll host yours too! [End of cheap plug]
I firmly believe Jackie Kennedy's
thing of, "If you bungle
raising your children, it doesn't
much matter what else you do well."
Dude,
where's my car?
I seem to be a
green-eyed
monster magnet ...
every few years, an insecure person will attach themselves to me, then they morph into some jealous, two faced creature ... yikes!
I will always tell you if you
have something open, hanging, or gross
going on ...
I prefer to wear
slippers,
flip-flops, and other non-sock requiring footwear
... but I do wear socks when
socks are required, I'm not some Miami Vice
retro 80's gal
...
Here's a pet peeve ... two
hundred years ago, it was 1805 "eighteen o'five" ... two hundred years from now, it will be
the year "twenty two o'five" ... we danced like it was "nineteen
ninety nine" ... so what is wrong with you people?! ... we are going
down in history as the century of morons ... it's not "two thousand
five" ... no, it's not ... it's "twenty o'five" ...
think about it, retard
... you're just a sheep that
followed the herd ... so from now on, just say no to Y2K induced dorkonic slang!
Ahhh ... I feel better ... keeping
my opinions about stooopidness all bottled up gave me *odjana*
:))
Vote for
Pedro!
I have a major *thing* for real
muscle cars ... not some I-bought-it-this-way
vehicle ...
I love a foxy ride which was made awesome by sweat and love ...
I write like I talk ... it cracks
me up when
these
buttsmears send me daily'ish e-mails
with my text edited to
proper English ... what a waste of time ... I
sound hilarious all formal like, so I giggle, and click 'x' ... as I
always say, "What you think of me is none of my business."
I'm a huge closet
nerd,
though have no tell-tale physical traits ...
I always
tip very well
for good service ...
I have sung the words, "I'll get
you a satanic
mechanic..."
My eyes are
super brown, almost
black ...
Sweet,
what does mine say?
I'm probably sitting "Indian
style" right now ...
I'm a fan of bull riding,
real wrestling,
motocross,
sumo
wrestling, weight lifting, boxing, body building, skate boarding, moto
x, strong wo/man contests, lumber jack
comps, and UFC ...
I firmly believe you should never
wear summer white
accessories off-season without facing harsh penalties ...
I'm a female who hates to shop ...
oh, the horror! ... my PMS privileges may be revoked
just for saying that out loud!
I own
zero
holiday themed clothes ...
I am very polite; however, I am
definitely laughing
internally at your holiday themed clothes ...
For my taste in books, music,
CDs, albums, cassettes, VHSs, DVDs,
HMOs
read my journal ...
I'm probably
smiling
right now ...
If I had my
own world everything would be nonsense!
... nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't
... what it is it wouldn't be 'n what it would be ... it would be ... you
see?
I'm a re-run
junkie ...
It's
deja vu,
all over again!
I make my popcorn in oil
with
hot sauce
added to the oil prior to popping, and
topped off with sea salt ... mmm! brb!
I believe people really need to
take advice from
RHPS and,
"Don't Dream It ... be it!"
I have a really,
really
big secret, but I'm not telling you ...
I work with the keyboard on my
lap ...
I think gift registries for
weddings and baby showers are tacky!! tacky!! tacky!! ... sooo
tacky,
I'll never give you anything on your gimmie-what-I-already-picked-out
list ... trust that I'll get you something appropriate, or don't invite me
... did I mentioned registries are tacky?!
Ooi,
with the poodles already!
I'm probably
happy
right now;
I rarely ever eat dairy ...
when I do it's real cream cheese icing
on real carrots,
carrot cake
...
Do ya ever wonder what the first
person who drank cow breast milk
said, "...you want me to drink this
and you squeezed it from where?!?!" ... lol!
This used to be on my old about me
page ...
"I'm cheering for
Joanie Laurer
to make it without the WWE" ... but I guess I didn't cheer loud enough,
she just imploded, didn't she?!
I sleep with 3
pillows ...
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