I assume you
want Kimberly 4-1-1 because you want to
learn more about me, are bored, or you're hoping I am
some sort of freak ... well, grab your favorite beverage, a
comfy blanket, and read on ... hope I don't bore you
too bad ;)
I have no
nicks. I'm not Kim, NymphoK, Matrix_K, KanIdoya, nor Kimmie36DD ... just Kimberly
:))
I do not sell my used
underwear on-line ... I do not cam
whore, nor
proposition random ICQ/I.M.'ers ... sorry guys and
gals ... I don't have a problem with that, I am friendly with quite
a few kind gals who do that --so if you
need a referral just ask :)
I have no
soap operas to ramble about ... yes! I've had a bunch(!!) of
bad chunky, brown stuff hit the rotating
blade, but after the stink cleared I was stronger, still
smiling, &/or better off. [Except]
I work from
home, in the
comfort of the corner of our living room --a private
office was just too lonely ;) ... for pocket *bling* I do
webmistress work, graphics and free-lance writing ...
STAT STUFF
Hubby: Bob, Mr
Teedsters.com -- great
guy, funny, handsome!, fantastic dad;
Son: Shawn, Teedsters.com
Jr --
wonderful kid, smart, kind, talented athlete;
Location: Burlington County, New Jersey, USA;
Sign: Virgo with a Sag moon? Sag rising? Sag
off'ed?;
Chinese Animal: Rabbit;
Boxers? Briefs? Commando?: "Let's just say they're
Hanes."
Vices: I don't imbibe at all. I'm boring like that.
Fetishes: If I have any, they'd be the kind that don't
leave permanent marks -- on me ;)
You can
find most "about me" things by reading my blog,
peeking at my favs page, and surfing around my sites,
but here's some random bull'ogna
to fill up this page
...
» I am
usually found in a 10-gallon hat and bunny slippers,
surfing the net for after market parts
for my Pacer ... not really, just wanted to see if you
were paying attention :b
» I do believe, "If
you bungle raising your children, it doesn't
much matter what else you do well." --Jackie
Kennedy;
» I seem
to be a green-eyed monster magnet;
» I'm not a team sports person ... I love real wrestling, Supercross,
Motocross,
Sumo wrestling, weight lifting, boxing, body building, skate boarding, bull riding,
strong man/woman contests, and
lumber jack and jet ski
competitions. I also love watching
basketball and hockey --but only in person;
» I am a mega
optimist and my glass is almost full;
» I'm
probably wearing headphones right now ... I wear them while
working on the computer, working out in the gym, riding my bicycle,
grocery shopping, walking here and there ... right now, I'm probably listening
to tapes/CDs ... I'm a big listener to talk radio -- Howard
Stern, Glenn
Beck, Whitley Strieber
(on-line), Rollye James, Rush
Limbaugh or maybe... ? ... used to list others, like Art Bell
(retired) ... but no
longer listen to them because of my schedule change,
their new time slots, or they were fired;
» I will
always tell you if you have something open, hanging, or gross
going on;
» I prefer to wear slippers ... I have almost has many
different types of slippers as I do headphones;
» I have a
major *thing* for muscle cars! ... ... my obsession for
them almost resulted in an embarrassing incident ... I was riding my
bicycle down a major road and this dreamy car went by on a trailer, my
eyes followed it lustfully until it was out of sight, I turned just
seconds before I collided with a fire hydrant ...aarrghhh! haha!;
» I'm a
closet nerd, though have no tell-tale
physical traits;
» I always
tip very well for good service;
» I'm
probably sitting "Indian style"
right now;
» I'm a
female who hates to shop. Oh, the horror! My PMS
privileges may be revoked just for saying that
out loud;
» I own zero
holiday themed clothes;
» Bob says
I am a cross between Lois
(looks),
Elaine from Seinfeld
(attitude/long thick dark brown wavy hair),
and Tank Girl
(personality) --LOL;
» For my
taste in books, music, CDs, albums, cassettes, VHSs, DVDs, HMOs
read my journal;
» I'm
probably smiling right now;
» I never
eat microwaved food. I don't like the idea of eating food
that is only hot because a machine just made its molecules
bounce faster ...?!?!;
» I'm a re-run junkie. channels I watch are TBS,
FX, Nick at Nite.
TV Land. A&E.
TNT, FoxPhila,
USA,
WB17 ... I'm forced to list
Lifetime because of the Nanny, Caroline in the City, Mad About You,
and Golden Girls ---but I don't like the tone of the channel besides
these shows ... it's just
negative ... kidnapping, abuse, confrontations, cheating, missing
persons -- makes you wonder if they own stock in Prozac;
» It's deja
vu, all over again!;
» I eat
popcorn almost every day, made in oil with hot
sauce added to the oil prior to
popping, and
topped off with sea salt;
» I believe people really need to take advice from RHPS
and "Don't
Dream It ... be it";
» I have a
really, really big secret, but I'm not
telling you :b ;
» I work
with the keyboard on my lap;
» I think
gift registries for weddings and baby showers are tacky!! tacky!! tacky!! Hint:
I'll never give you anything on your gimmie-what-I-already-picked-out
list ... trust that I'll
get something appropriate, or don't invite me;
» I'm
probably happy right now;
» I'm almost a strict
vegan ... *almost* because my hair started falling out
when I was strict, spoke to a nutritionist, she suggested I add meat
once in a while, so I eat meat when the mood hits me ... and my hair
stopped falling out ... phew!!! ... plus I may eat seafood or eggs
once in a great while too ... so I've dubbed myself a
piscis-ovu-vegan, haha. However ...;
» I never, ever do dairy
except cream cheese frosting on carrot cake, but a gals gotta
expect to fall off the wagon once in a while, hehe BTW,
don't ya ever wonder what the first person who drank cow breast milk
was thinking?! Can you imagine him offering a buddy some, "... you want
me to drink this and you squeezed it from where?!?!" :b ;
» I never buy anything from spam, telephone sales, or direct mail;
» I did
not watch the O.J. trials ... only saw one Survivor
show too whiney for me! ... and after seeing my first,
awful TV footage of the WTC towers falling, I
successfully avoided watching any more images;
» I'm
cheering for Joanie
Laurer to make it without the WWE;
» I sleep
with 3 pillows ... guess where ;)
;
» Oh yeah, I do have a nom de plume/TM, but that character's not a
freak, 'she' just sometimes writes about and/or links to freaks ... want the name? ask;
Still here?
Wow. I'm flattered ... post on the
board, I'd love
to know about you, too :)
